Freeway Quotes

"Larry, get your god damn hands off my anatomy!" -Vanessa

"That's fer cutting off all my hair, you fucker!" -Vanessa

"You want to get shot a whole bunch a' times?!" -Vanessa

"Dear God, that was so fuckin' bad." -Vanessa

Cop: Did Mr. Wolverton say he was the I-5 killer?
Vanessa: He didn't say he wasn't.
Cop: I haven't said I'm not the I-5 killer.
Vanessa: And you haven't said you're gonna slash me dead with a razor and do sex to my dead body neither!

"Holy shit — Look who got beat with the ugly stick! Is that you, Bob? I can't believe such a teeny-weeny little gun could make such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly, Bob! You know it's gonna cramp your style big time, you know that, huh. 'Specially little miss priss over there. And hey, I heard you have one of them big poop bags, and it's like attached to your body and all your shit comes out and like lands in it. You're just a big ol' shit-bag, ain't you Bob? You just think of me every time you empty that motherfucking thing motherfucker!!" -Vanessa

"I don't get how a person could go their whole lives never being into girls." -Rhonda

"My dick may not function, but I have not lost my smile." -Vanessa, imitating Bob

"Fuck you, chipmunk face!" -Vanessa

"You're gonna think I sound all feminist and shit, it's like, the one thing that I learned in jail is that girls gotta help out other girls, you know?" -Mesquita

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